Wynberg Boys' High School (City Of Cape Town)

Wynberg Boys' High School, established in 1841, which means this school is older than the Union of South Africa, older than electricity, and somehow still charging you R67,205 for Grade 12 like they invented the rand themselves. Broe, for that price the teacher should be walking you to varsity personally. One teacher for every 19.2 boys, which in a school of 1017 boys means your educator is basically a taxi driver, just keep swiping in passengers and hope nobody asks questions. "Nourishes student growth." That is what they said. NOURISHES. Like you are a little plant they are watering in the Southern Suburbs while your parents cry quietly at the bank. And the Southern Suburbs crowd will fully pay it without blinking, pull up in the Fortuner, wave goodbye, and go have a flat white in Claremont. The school has been running since 1841 and the description still sounds like it was written by a matric boy who needed three more lines to hit the word count. Boarding is available too, which means some of you are LIVING there. You paid R67k AND you are sleeping on the premises. Brother. That is not a school, that is a subscription. Overall verdict: Wynberg Boys' is genuinely one of the most respected schools in the Western Cape, but they have been charging legacy prices since before the British left and they know exactly what they are doing.