Midstream College Hoerskool | High School (Germiston)

Midstream College, sitting in Midstream Estates like it's the most important place in Gauteng. Germiston! You're charging R93,290 for Grade 12 and the postal address still says Germiston. That's not a flex, that's a confession. You rebranded the suburb, slapped "Estates" on the end, and started charging Sandton prices for East Rand geography. Jy weet hoe is dit. Now let's talk about this description because I need a moment. "Well balanced learners equipped to enter the world as independent and confident young adults." Broe, you're charging almost a hundred grand a year and that's your pitch? My mother said the same thing for free and she didn't even have a Christian Ethos to back it up. Speaking of which, the Christian Ethos must be working overtime justifying those fees. Somewhere in Proverbs it says "thou shalt charge ninety three thousand rand and call it balance." 2111 learners and 138 educators means your school is basically a small town. That's not a campus, that's a municipality. Load shedding hits and suddenly 2111 kids are sitting in the dark being "confident and independent" whether they like it or not. At least with 15 kids per teacher someone might actually notice when you're struggling in Maths. Small mercies when you're paying R93k to learn things you could've googled. Overall verdict: Midstream College is what happens when an estate agent and a school bursar have a baby together, but fine, the ratio is actually decent and your kid will probably turn out okay.