Danville Park Girls' High School

Okay so Danville Park Girls' High School in Virginia, KwaZulu-Natal. Virginia. Not Virginia USA where dreams happen, Virginia KZN where... you know how it is. But listen, we have to respect the 100% matric pass rate because that is not a small thing. That is everyone crossing the finish line. Every single one. Even that one learner who definitely spent most of Grade 11 somewhere she was not supposed to be. All of them passed. Respect. But wait. The school is called GIRLS' High and then the data says co-educational. So which one is it? Are there boys there or not? Because someone needs to update either the sign on the gate or the database, because right now this school does not even know what gender it is and it still managed 100%. Imagine what would happen if they sorted out their identity crisis. 837 learners and 62 educators giving you a 13.5 to 1 ratio, which is actually quite decent. Your teacher actually knows your name. Your teacher might know too much about you. Your teacher has time to notice you did not do your homework AND to call your mother. There is no hiding in the back row here. Every mistake is a personal interaction. Overall verdict: Danville Park is the school that technically should not work, does not know if it is for girls or not, is sitting in Virginia KZN of all places, and somehow still sends everyone to the other side of matric. Lowkey impressive, highkey confusing.